-When you turn 26 your coworker is really nice and brings cookies to work to share.
-When you turn 26 your new coworkers have no idea how old you really are and look a tidge disgusted when they find out how old you really are, but try to pass it off as, "you look really young!" But your employer gives you a gift card to Barnes & Noble so it's all good.
-When you turn 26 you will get lots of birthday texts and fb blasts from cool friends.
-When you turn 26 you will be ok with not having a rager party because you are so tired from having to work on said birthday.
-When you turn 26 your mom will make you homemade pizza and birthday cake and buy you flowers.
-When you turn 26 your mom will not light the candles in a strategic manner, then she will have to go to the bathroom causing dad to take over from the lighting, but because she did it so wonky, the candles on the inside of the cake will still need to be lit causing dad to burn his fingers, and since you are so old the number of flames will make it really hot. (video to come if I can figure it out)
-When you turn 26 your dad will sing you "Happy Birthday" and then notice the placemat is on fire, take it over to the sink and pour water on it to put it out. And because the candles burned so long they will burn down a lot and a lot of wax will be all over the cake.
-When you turn 26 all your siblings will call because they love you.
-When you turn 26 your friends will take you to Isla Bonita because they think you're special and even get you birthday presents.
-When you turn 26 your awesome brother-in-law will send you an autograph of the Olympian Apollo Anton Ohno because he met him once and he knows how much you love the Olympics.
-When you turn 26 your buddy in the branch will find a large Giant Panda at Goodwill and give it to you for your birthday because he knows how much you like pandas.
-When you turn 26 you will keep said panda in the kitchen because he is as large as a small child and you have no idea where else to put him. He will then be dubbed "Joe the Panda" and be invited to family dinner each night.
-When you turn 26 you will realize that it's not as bad as turning 25 and that birthdays large or small are still special.