conundrum

for all my english major friends, what is the -ing verb(?) form of lightning? Thunder is thundering. But you can't really say "It's thundering and lightning-ing outside." It sounds weird.

also, it's really annoying when songs have sounds that sound like sirens in them, because when they come on the radio my heart beats faster because I think the popos are right behind me. Example: Breakeven by The Script. Maybe they thought it was funny...

for your enjoyment

Let's face it, we all love to be entertained. And we all love youtube. Put them together and you get magic. Here are some of my favs. Some oldies, and some new finds. Enjoy.

Run and tell that homeboy. "Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, hide yo husbands 'cause their raping everybody."-Antione Dodson

And the autotune remix.

Literal music video of "Total Eclipse of the Heart." Magical.

Chocolate Rain. This kid has some guts.

7 year old steals car to become more "hood rat."

Stomping grape lady falls.

Sassy gay friend-what would have happened in these stories if the characters had had a sassy gay friend
Hamlet
Othello
Romeo and Juliet
"What are you doing? What, what, what are you doing?"

GloZell, my push up bra will help me get my man back. "That is inconsididdate!"

And the best find as of late-the Harvard Sailing Team makes hilarious really good quality videos.
Boys will be girls. "Does anyone want to get some food? I actually digested a gust of wind on the way to work today."
Girls will be boys.
Boys will be girls: Night out. "I dont want to be mean, but Rebecca has fat fingers."

*note they are not actually THE Harvard Sailing Team, they are a NYC comedy troupe

if that doesn't help you can always watch laughing babies.

how can you not love this face?

I've been watching the Harry Potter movies recently and rekindled my love for the 12 year old Ron Weasley. So cute, and all the faces he pulls-so darling. Por ejemplo:

I've got a soft spot for redheads.

i feel like the crap has really hit the fan this week

and all I can do is shell out fifty bucks and pray for thunder and lightning.

legs of a 7 year old

I've come to the realization lately that I have the legs of a 7 year old...that's just been learning how to ride a bike, or rollerblade. I looked at them today and found the latest treasure, scratches all up and down from playing night games up on campus and having to dive into bushes. On my left knee is a treasure that I got in Moab almost two months ago. The scab kept coming off and having to re-heal. Then a week and a half ago I played a game where I was flinging myself to the ground a lot and I kept hitting my knee. I split the skin again and got another scab. And I have a random assortment of bruises all up and down my legs. Also, when I bruise it's usually three days after the event so I never have any idea where I get the bruises. I don't know what it is, I guess I'm a real adventurous person.

bloody knee from tripping in Arches

looks a bit like the strawberry from Across the Universe

patriotic jell-o

I got to visit my wonderful home state of Washington over the 4th of July. Went home with the big sis to entertain the parents. As soon as we got home we left for Hood River, Oregon to stay there overnight. On the way I got to see one of those fabulous western sunsets you just don't get in Utah.

The next morning we got up and Dad took me and G whitewater rafting on the White Salmon River in Washinton. It was a blast! Our river guide was Keenan and he was very chill. I was kind of jealous that he gets to spend his summers goofing around on a river. He knew a lot about the history of the river and was the typical western washingtonian/granola/save the salmon that you'd expect. At one point he made me sit on the front of the raft to "ride the bull." I went through a stretch of rapids this way and got soaked. Also I kept falling into the laps of the couple that was in front of us. Poor people.

After rafting we drove towards Mt. St. Helens. On the way we stopped for a picnic lunch by a waterfall. A lot of curvy roads later, we made it to Mt. St. Helens but the weather was bad and clouds were obscuring the mountain. I did see the areas where all the trees were killed by the volcano during the eruption 30 years ago. It still doesn't have a whole lot growing there. Then we made our way to Randle, Washington to stay the night. The hotel was a little sketch, but we made do. I thought it was funny, but G didn't like that the box spring on her bed had blood on it. Mom joked that dateline had probably done a story about a murder in Randle. But it wasn't that bad, I called the local movie theater to see what was playing and at what times, the guy sounded confused as he told me their one showing of The Karate Kid had already started at 7:30. But it was so small town America, I felt patriotic and American seeing the sights of my state. In the morning we went to this pancake breakfast/flea market to support the local firefighters. They had a lot of good stuff at the flea market, better than DI.

After that we headed up to Mt. Rainier National Park. More curvy roads that tended to rock me to sleep more than make me sick. It was really beautiful in the park, but again, couldn't see the darn mountain. There was even snow at the visitor's park close to the mountain. Dad, G and I tried a short hike, but we were on top of six feet of snow. I fell a lot. We heard there was someone missing on the mountain and the helicopters were looking for him. Having just seen Vertical Limit I was freaking out. Everyone who tried to climb that stupid mountain died. I don't know what happened to the missing hiker. On the way out we did the hike to the Grove of the Patriarchs. Really pretty tall trees. On the way home we stopped in Yakima, Washington to get Miners, a great burger place that makes burgers as big as your face and shakes in any flavor. Yum!

Other highlights of going home include the barbeque dinner that I requested dish by dish. BBQ chicken, corn on the cob, canteloupe, potato salad, and this patriotic jell-o that my mom makes. Basically red and blue jell-o with coolwhip but it makes me feel more American when I eat it. Also, going to the pool, Zips (a burger place that is better than In-N-Out), Dairy Queen (I know, all I do when I go home is eat), cliff jumping in Othello, watching neighbors set off illegal fireworks and hanging out with the fam and friends. I love summertime in Washington and I'm glad I got a dollop this year.

ms. fix-it

So, I feel really proud of myself when I fix things around the house. It happens a lot more since I've been living in my current apt. Today I fixed the vacuum with the help of my roommate Jenny. We got the toolboxes out and everything. And halleujah we can vacuum again after like four months! I've also repaired the sink. I felt really cool after that one because I had things unscrewed, used my toolbox, and I was upsidedown underneath the sink. I've also done several toilets and fixed a door jam. Most of the time I google how to fix things but I also have to figure some things out for myself. It's funny because one year I actually asked for a toolbox for Christmas. I've used it many times and I feel really handy afterwards. Call me ms. fix-it.