"And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure."-Albus Dumbledore
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Congratulations!
Willpower
I can't wait to watch it. Especially Troy's kevin bacon-like anger punch dance through the school. I laughed the entire time in the theater. YES.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
If only...
Friday, March 6, 2009
Automatic Bathroom Adventures
I needed to use the bathroom so Jillian suggested the Wilk bathroom since that's where we were and I could try out the new hand dryer. It intrigued me so we ventured forth to find out.
First, everything in the bathroom is automatic. And I mean EVERYTHING. When I first went into the stall, this is what I heard.
Whirrr..."Whoops"-Jillian...Whirr (again)..."Dang it!"
"Jillian, what the heck is going on?"
"The toilet paper keeps coming out, it's automatic!" I giggle.
"Agggh" FLUSH"-Jillian
"What did you do now?"-Me
"They have automatic flushers too!"-Jillian
"No WAY."-Me
I do my business. Then try the automatic TP myself.
"What?! It only gives you four squares! That's not enough to be effective." I need more TP.
Whirrr....whirrr...whirrrr....FLUSH (I can handle flushing, I've done that automatic before.)
Then I approached the sink. TWO faucets.
"Which one is the water?!" at this point I am very confused.
"The water and the soap are both automatc."-Jillian
"Wow."-Me
Then comes the automatic hand dryers. These things are machines of the future. I was afraid to put my hands in for fear they would be cut off.
You put your hands in and while you slowly pull them out hurricane force winds blow all the water off. The second blower has hotter air for the last moment your hands pass through. This is a serious feat of engineering.
The door handle has an automatic sanitizer to spray every so often and there is also an automatic hand sanitizer on the wall next to the door. I think almost every concievable thing that can be is automatic in the bathroom. My only thought was what if I wanted to burn those calories by actually rolling my own TP. Is society getting lazy...?
It was quite the experience and I highly recommend it to anyone who needs a little spice in their life. I am still laughing about it. Thank you, Jillian, for taking me.
I want to go to the Ballet
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
At this moment
(Actually, it's more like what my thoughts and emotions would say if they could talk.)
Monday, March 2, 2009
Call me a "dancin' fool"
I've been a dancer for a long time but it was always ballet. In the past couple of years I've tried other forms and discovered that I just simply enjoy dancing. I kind of feel like Richard Gere on "Shall we Dance?" when he's going through his mid-life crisis. Only I have no crisis. Dancing simply makes him happy. And dancing makes me happy.







