Those Quotable Quotes

This will be an ongoing blog in which I shall post movie quotes that I enjoy saying. I quote movies a lot because it's funny to me, but most of the time people have no idea what I am saying.

1. "I am a golden god!...And you can tell Rolling Stone Magazine that my last words were...I'm on drugs!"
"Russell, I think we need to work on those last words."
"I dig music.......I'm on drugs!"-Almost Famous

2. "Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back."-Ocean's Eleven

3. "Are you worried? You have your worried eyes on. You look like a little worried doggy."
"Woof!"-Music and Lyrics

4. "My last cd only made number two on the charts. And Shakira is breathing down my neck! I just want to dance!!"-Music and Lyrics

5. "Sombody could have sculpted us in this time!"-Music and Lyrics

6. "You look angry. Click your pen."-Music and Lyrics

7. "That's wonderfully sensitive. Especially from a man who wears tight pants."
"It forces all the blood to my heart."-Music and Lyrics

8. "I'd be wearing bright orange clothes so you wouldn't miss me."
"And you could get some road work while you wait."-Music and Lyrics

9. "I'm baking like a toasted cheeser!"-The Sandlot

10. "This guy is a L-7 weenie. Yeah Dodger dog, footlong even!"-The Sandlot

11. "If I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave it's butt and tell it to walk backwards."-The Sandlot

12. "Is that your sister out there in left field....naked? Do you think she'd go out with me?"-The Sandlot

13. "Every summer of my adult life I've been coming here. And every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling, I can't take it anymore!"-The Sandlot

14. "Some lady gave it to him. Some lady named Baby Ruthie."
"BABE RUTH!"-The Sandlot

15. "Oh Albert, he loves her so much! But you're never gonna know that. I'm a vault baby locked down!"-Hitch

16. "When your wondering what to say, or how you look... just remember... she is already out with you. That means, she said yes, when she could've said no. That means she made a plan... when she could've just blown you off. So that means it is no longer you job to make her like you... It’s is your job NOT TO MESS IT UP!"-Hitch

17. "Albert, I am Allegra Cole, the woman of your dreams. Show me the magic!"
"What the heck was that?"
"You said to show you the magic."
"I said come 90 and then I come 10, you don't go the whole hundred you overzealous son of a..."-Hitch

18. "Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitar?"-School of Rock

19. "I've been touched by your kids, and I'm pretty sure I've touched them."-School of Rock

20. "I pledge allegiance to the band of Mr. Schneebley and will not fight him for creative control and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band."-School of Rock

21. "Now raise your goblet of rock, it's a toast for those about to rock."-School of Rock

22. "Who's got food. Don't worry you're not going to get in trouble, I'm hungry."-School of Rock

23. "Yes! But, you can't just say it, man. You've gotta feel it in you're blood and guts! If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at the man! And right now, I'm the man. That's right, I'm the man, and who's got the guts to tell me off? Huh? Who's gonna tell me off? Freddy: Shut the hell up, Schneebly! Dewey Finn: That's it Freddy, that's it! Who can top him? Alicia: Get outta here, stupidass. Dewey Finn: Yes, Alicia! Summer Hathaway: You're a joke, you're the worst teacher I've ever had! Dewey Finn: Summer, that is great! I like the delivery because I felt your anger! Summer Hathaway: Thank you. Lawrence: You're a fat loser and you have body odor. Dewey Finn: ...All right, all right! Now, is everybody nice and pissed off? "-School of Rock

24. "I've just been informed that all of your kids are missing!"-School of Rock

ok so there are too many from School of Rock so here's a link. I quote pretty much the whole page.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332379/quotes