This summer, whenever Monica was bored or something funny happened, she would send me a text. Here are some of the funniest:
-A hooker came into the store tonight. (And then she bought glitter something)
-Thought of the day: Some people are like slinkies. They have no real value to you, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
-There is a girl speaking in my ward that just got back from her mission. She is the female version of Garrett Coles. Literally.
-I am house sitting and their fish died! What do I do?
And when you know Monica as we do, it makes it that much funnier.
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